Album: other songs

Absolutely Fabulous

EDINA: Lights, models, guest list
Just do your best, darling

Absolutely fabulous
We're absolutely fabulous

PATSY: Darling
EDINA: Mmm
PATSY: You are a fabulous wonderful individual
EDINA: Oh, thank you, darling
PATSY: And remember
EDINA: Mmm
PATSY: I've known you longer than your daughter
EDINA: Champer's alright for you, Pats?
PATSY: Lovely, sweetie
EDINA: Shall we finish off the beluga
Or shall we have some smoked salmon and nibbly things?
PATSY: Oh, whatever, sweetie
EDINA: Alright, we'll finish off the beluga

PATSY: Dull, soulless dance music
EDINA: Big big big butt butt butt
PATSY: Dull, soulless dance music
EDINA: Ride on time, ride on time
PATSY: Techno, techno, bloody techno, darling

Absolutely fabulous
EDINA: That's fabulous, darling
We're absolutely fabulous
PATSY: That's fabulous, good

EDINA: Chanel, Dior, Lagerfield, Givenchy, Gaultier, darling
Names, names, names
PATSY: Harpers, Tatler, English Vogue, American Vogue
French Vogue, Bloody Aby-bloody-ssinian bloody Vogue, darling
EDINA: Lacroix, sweetie, Lacroix
Lacroix, sweetie, Lacroix
PATSY: Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie

Absolutely fabulous
EDINA: Pump up the volume
We're absolutely fabulous
EDINA: Just put the needle on the record
Absolutely fabulous
EDINA: Pump up the volume
We're absolutely fabulous
EDINA: You're ready for this, sweetie

Ong plonk kerplinky plong, ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
I'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darling
Ong plonk kerplinky plong, ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie
Ong plonk kerplinky plong, ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
I'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darling
Ong plonk kerplinky plong, ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Champer's alright for you, Pats?

PATSY: Oh, he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the traffic
lights
EDINA: Ah
PATSY: Bum so tight he was bouncing off the walls
EDINA: Bye, Pats
Lacroix, sweetie, Lacroix, sweetie
Lacroix, sweetie, La-la-la-lacroix

Absolutely fabulous
EDINA: Let the music lift you up, darling
We're absolutely fabulous
PATSY: Dull, soulless dance music
Absolutely fabulous
EDINA: It's bloody Pet Shop Boys, sweetie
We're absolutely fabulous
EDINA: You're ready for this, sweetie

Ong plonk kerplinky plong, ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
I'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darling
Ong plonk kerplinky plong, ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie

PATSY: It's fabulous
EDINA: Good, thank you