Album: There're All Gonna Laugh At You

Mr. Spindel's Phone Call

Performed by Adam Sandler and Steve Koren

[Phone Rings]
[Mr. Spindel picks it up]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
Student: [Whispering] Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going? [Chuckling]
Mr Spindel: Whut!?
Student: [Whispering] You're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period! [Chuckling]
Mr Spindel: Hey! Who is this!
[Student Hangs up phone]

[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Who is this!?
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Answer me!
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Who is this!?
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: For God's sake! Who are you!?
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
[Dial tone]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
[Dial tone]

[Operator recording playing If you'd like to make a call... ]
Mr Spindel: Who is that!?
[Recording continues]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
[Recording continues]
Mr Spindel: Who are you!?
[Recording continues]
Mr Spindel: Please answer me!
[Silence]

[Bleeping noise]
Mr Spindel: Oh God! Who is this!?
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: Please stop it! Why are you doing this!?
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: WHY!? WHY!?
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: Just tell me your name.
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: Please.
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: I'm gonna hang up!
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: I'm warning you!
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: Hullo!
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: Whoever this is, I'm gonna hang up!
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: That's it!
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: Damn you kids!!
[Bleeping]
Mr Spindel: Damn you!!
[Slams down phone]

[Phone rings]
[Mr. Spindel picks it up]
Mr Spindel: Hullo?
Ted: Yeah, Bill.
Mr Spindel: Oh, TED!
Ted: I've been trying to get through to you forever. Who have you been talking to?
Mr Spindel: I don't know. So help me God! I don't know!