Album: There're All Gonna Laugh At You

The Longest Pee

Performed by Adam Sandler and Rob Schneider


[Line of people talking]
Hey man, let me in there first
- Go ahead man, take it easy
Thanks, I really gotta pee

[Open door, close door]
[Unzip pants]
[Start pissin..........groaning....]
Oh man
[.....]
Ohhh yeah
[.....]
Ahhhh
[......Stop Briefly]
Ahh

[Start Pissing again..]
Oh man
[........]
Oh man
[...............]
Oh Man
[.......gets louder]
OH MAN
[..........and louder]
OH MAN!!
[............as loud as a hose]
OH MAN!!! OH..
[...........]
Oh no!
[........]
Oh Man!
[...............slows down]
ahhh
[Stops]
Ahhhhhh...There ya go

[Fart! Starts pissing loudly again]
Oh! OH MAN!
[..............]
OH MY GOD!

[Banging on the Door]
[Pissing slows down to dribble]
I'll be out in a minute!
[....dribbling...]
oh..oh my
[Stops]
oh...Oh thank God

[Zips up pants]
[Pisses in pants]
Awwww MAN!

[People laughing]
- Hey man, you pissed in your pants
I know
- So did I
I guess that makes us piss pals
[Horrible annoying laughter]
[Rasberry]