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Album: Shoe Box EP

If I Had 00000


If I Had 00000
Words and Music by Steven Page Ed Robertson

If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I Had 00000 I'd buy your love.

If I Had 00000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
If I Had 00000 You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I Had 00000 Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there.
[Wouldn't that be fabulous]

If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I Had 00000 I'd buy your love

If I Had 00000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I Had 00000 We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I Had 00000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
(But we would!)

If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?!)
If I Had 00000 I'd buy your love

If I Had 00000, If I Had 00000
If I Had 00000, If I Had 00000
I'd be rich.


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