Album: Gordon

If I Had A ,000,000

If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I Had 00000 I'd buy your love.

If I Had 00000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
If I Had 00000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I Had 00000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there.
(Wouldn't that be fabulous)

If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I Had 00000 I'd buy your love

If I Had 00000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I Had 00000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I Had 00000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
(But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchup with it.
That's right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.)

If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel)
If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I Had 00000 (If I Had 00000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey)
If I Had 00000 I'd buy your love

If I Had 00000, If I Had 00000
If I Had 00000, If I Had 00000
I'd be rich.