Album: Wasted At The Well

Alcohol

I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe in a lie
I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size

Well I've been known to cause a few break ups
and I've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work

And since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been makin the bars lots of big money
and helpin white people dance
I got you in trouble in high school but college now that was a balll
You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me.
Alcohol
Alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception
for your best man's embarrassing speech and also for those naked pictures of you at the beach
I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped Hemingway write like he did
and I'll bet you a drink or two
that I can make you put that lampshade on your head

And since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg, Bourdeaux, France
Been makin a fool out of folks just like you
And helpin white people dance
I am medicine and I am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
you had some of the best times yopu