Album: Discosis

Montreal

I think I love to watch you laughing
In fact I love to watch you do anything
And yes I do feel this thing happening
But you¡¯ll have to excuse me girl
'Cause my taxi¡¯s waiting
Although I do
Yes I do
I love you in my own twisted ways
One day God walked on old Mount Royal
Just to dream up the human form
Threw stones and cans and comic books in a kettle
And you came out like a shining goddess heavy metal
Say it¡¯s just too bad some hearts don¡¯t settle
And the pipes are leaking and you feel like leaving
Yeah, we heard this one before
I said, ¡°Dear God, buddy, now don¡¯t you meddle¡±
'Cause I¡¯ve got my own little twisted ways of showing you that I do
Yes I do
I love you in my own twisted ways
And sing it
Like we used to sing
See Kermit the Frog was one day daydreaming
Thinking about himself at a red light
With that it-ain¡¯t-easy-being-greenin'
And the cars behind him kept honking and honking
And Kermit¡¯s last words as he flipped the bird
Was, ¡°Damn you Muppets just keep on taking!¡±
See I¡¯ve got my own things now so stop tooting
I do my lily pad jumping
Miss Piggy bumping
Lotta Miss Piggys and that¡¯s all good
And I¡¯m gonna turn this red light
Into a block party
So we can get down in basics of what?
Rainbow connecting
Yes I do
I love you in my own twisted ways