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Redneck Freestyle

Huh..How you do? Grandpa, grandpa, someone took ma, ma, undies!!
Who took my sirloin steak, off my plate, on my diner table and fuck it in my ass. Must have been someone I hate, must have been medium well-done on my first date, hip... ting, I spit in my patoon, and I shoot a load of jizz on my spoon, and I serve it to your wife and fuck the groom, a hoo heel, hip I do it in my room, panty hoes, porn shop, looking at my liver lamb chop, shake a shit a god damn damn ain’t no bully man…Hill Billy with a big bell’a hay, in my asshole today must have been gay……….uh got stuck for a second, I recon it must have been plenty of time for me to get there “naked?”. Recon I recon in a shit stained shit on my pants and if you wanna teach me. What ever I said don’t matter just serve up my top tenderloin on a platter and if my balls got sick and splatter me on the side of your house, don’t matter, say Hip hoo ting billy billy bob shit in my shit like a Lincoln log, and if Abe Lincolns house was built of stone, well I’d fuck your ass and make a clone so I can fuck it again hill willy hill ho. Watch this shit like u don’t got none, I don’t ever look close enough, to find, hoooo dee hooo who seen my shit in my draws, not you cos no-one was there. Just served my corn holes corn splatterd in my fucking face and shaved off my pubic fucking hair, watch me fight a grizzle bear, first thing I do is rip off his pants and suck out his goo, yeaaah. And i’ll be high, wooooooo i’ll be high, get behind a wild lion, fuck his ass, show him how; you’re the fucking master, roll around the grass with betty man too punch him in the face and kick him under too, "times?" in the jaws like that bitch never saw * hillbilly mumbling * nobody knows how to shave a fucking beard Abe Lincoln is queer wooooooooooooo, oo a fucking fire alarm, seen one dude with two arm……that’s it I guess.