Album: Smooth Noodle Maps

Jimmy

WELL I KINDA FEEL SORRY FOR JIMMY
YEAH BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY HE WASN'T A NICE GUY
WHADDYA MEAN?
LET ME TELL YA
JIMMY'S IN A WHEEL CHAIR AND I DON'T CARE
HE USED TO WALK HIS DOG
AND THEN HE'D BEAT HIM GOOD
LIKE HIS PRETTY WIFE
AND NOW THEY'RE UP AND GONE
AND JIMMY'S IN A WHEELCHAIR AND I DON'T CARE
HE WAS THE PRESIDENT
OF A COMPANY
HE KEPT HIS WORKERS POOR
HE'D LIE AND CHEAT AND STEAL
WELL WHEN JUSTICE STRIKES
WELL EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
IT MAKES A BULLSEYE HIT
WELL EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
HE USED TO YELL AND SCREAM
UNTIL HIS SON WOULD CRY
THEN HE'D RUN HIM DOWN
WELL HE DON'T RUN NO MORE
JIMMY'S IN A WHEELCHAIR AND I DON'T CARE
HE GOT BIG AND FAT
AND HE WAS RIDIN' HIGH
MAKIN' LOTS OF CASH
TRASHIN' OTHERS' LIVES
NOW JIMMY'S IN A WHEELCHAIR AND I DON'T CARE
LORD HE HAD IT COMIN'
NOW HE'S CRYIN' IN HIS BEER
LORD HAVE MERCY ON THIS MAN