Album: Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Soundtrack

Great Big Stuff

FREDDY
I thought I'd seen it all,
I thought I knew the score.
But coming here, I've found a world
I'd never seen before.
Now I know Where I belong-
A life of taste and class
With culture and sophisitication
pouring out my ass.

Gimme
Great Big Stuff

This is how I gotta live-

Great Big Stuff

Uh-uh no alternative-

Great big stuff

I want my silver spoon.
Don't need it right now
But I better get it soon.

I want a mansion with a moat
Around which I will float
With some vast-bottom babies
In my glass-bottom boat.

FREDDY/HOUSEKEEPERS
A house in the Bahamas-

FREDDY
Paisley silk pajamas-
Poker with Al Roker
And our friend Lorenzo Lamas.
Gimme-

FREDDY/ENSMBLE
Great Big Stuff

FREDDY
I really do deserve it.

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Great Big Stuff

FREDDY
With servants who will serve it.

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Great Big Stuff

FREDDY
I don't give a damn what it's fer,
Every day's my birthday,
Every night is my Bar Mitzver.

Oh give me a home
Where the centerfolds roam
Guccione on the phone,he
got a party going on-
And Hef'll have me over
To play some naked Twister
Blotto in the Grotto
With a Playmate and her sister.

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Great Big Stuff

FREDDY
Rap stars'll love me!

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Great Big Stuff

FREDDY
Get me a posse! A'ight!

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Great Big Stuff

FREDDY
Chillin'in the city,
Sittin' pretty in the Caddy
With P. Daddy or Puff Diddy

-or whatever!
I'll change my name too!
I'll get my hatchback all pimped-out.

The Islands in the winter
The Hamptons in the summer,
The fashion plate I date'll give me
Hummers in my Hummer.

The cash to keep me idle,
The chicks to keep me vital,
The pills to keep me happy
Even when I'm suicidal.

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Great big stuff

FREDDY
Nothin crass or crappy-

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Great Big Stuff

FREDDY
That would make me very happy.

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Great Big Stuff

FREDDY
Bring it out and make it snappy.

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Great Big Stuff

FREDDY
I want some really classy shit-

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Great Big Stuff

FREDDY
Like a mink tracksuit-

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Great Big Stuff

FREDDY
My own personal Zamboni-

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Great Big Stuff

FREDDY
Lot's of unnecessary surgery-

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Great Big Stuff

FREDDY
I can finally afford to see a Broadway
show!

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Great Big stuff

FREDDY
Gout.

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Great Big,
Great Big,
Great Big ,
Great Big Stuff-

FREDDY
I just want someone to
Love me...
For my money

ALL
Yeah!