Album: Some of the Magic Syrup Was Preserved - Acid Ranch

Salvation Army Bacon And Eggs

(R. Pollard - J. Pollard)

And then he stood in the check-out line
Approximately 3 hours
This is cold war! shouted a clerk
This is Russian hell! shouted a jerk
Venusian baby food for sale
Builds strong bodies 12 different ways
The butcher sliced into a large side of beef
As if he were trying to win female respect
At a county fair
The man staggered to the automatic exit
And threw up his guts
That's food!
FDA inspected
Off the counter and into the stomach
And back onto the floor
Where it belongs...