Album: How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying SoundtrackHow ToHow to--apply for a job;
How to--advance from the mail room;
How to--sit down at a desk;
How to--dictate memorandums;
How to--develop executive style;
How to commute
In a three-button suit,
With that weary executive smile.
This book is all that I need:
How to--how to--succeed!
How to--observe personnel;
How to--select whom to lunch with;
How to--avoid petty friends;
How to--begin making contacts;
How to walk into a conference room
With an idea--brilliant business idea--
That will make your expense account zoom!
This book is all that I need:
How to--how to--succeed!
