Album: other songs

Gay Barbie Song

Hiya Garrets!
Hi Raul!
(Raul) You wanna go for a ride?
(Garrets) On what?
(Raul) On this!

(Garrets) Barbies sucha bitch she is just a witch

(Raul) I really hate her, why does Ken date her?

(Garrets) Ken is such a man, id do all i can

(Raul) Just do do him, we just wanna screw him! (shes such a bitch im gunna scratch her eyes out)

(Garrets) I have dreamed about Ken being inside my den, and we hold and we kiss like we're sweethearts.

(Raul) But that Barbie's a slut with her cute little butt, and i guess Ken likes boobs made of fake parts

(Garrets) And i cry every day cause straight up that bitch is in my way! Oooh Barbies such a bitch she is just a witch

(Raul) I really hate her, why does Ken date her?

(Garrets) Ken is such a man, id do all i can

(Raul) Just to do him, we wanna screw him! When i see her i will knee her.

(Garrets) Ohh Hoo Hoo

(Raul) I will punch her and i'll crunch her

(Garrets) OhhH Oh Yes

(Raul) HEY GARRETS!
(Garrets) WHAT RAUL!
(Raul) LOOK WHOSE OVER THIER! WELL IF IT ISNT BARBIE WITHOUT KEN AND THAT STUPID CALIFORNIA DREAM VAN!
(Garrets) HEY BARBIE ITS US LOOK RIGHT OVER HERE
(Raul) RIGHT HERE MISSY! TAKE THAT LITTLE ONE, YOU HOOKER YOU BITCH, ILL SCRATCH YOUR EYES OUT, KEN IS MINE!
(Garrets) Ohh sorry, lets get the hell out of here!