Album: The Process Of Elimination (2005)

Don't Touch My Spandex


When I go out on a Saturday night
I always wear my spandex, it's such a delight
To match with my headband, don't mess with my spikes
My nice leather pants, sure I got sweaty balls
Nice old patches on my jacket
All-over shirt stuck in my trousers
Come on watch me being metal
More metal than you'll ever be
Army boots in, checkin' my spandex
Leaving you guessing, what is in there
Nice shiny balls, with an Accept tattoo
Udod Dirkschneider eat your heart out