Album: other songs

House Of Fun

good morning miss
can i help you son?
sixteen today and up for fun
i'm a big boy now or so they say
so if you'll serve me i'll be on my way

box of balloons, with the featherlight touch
pack of party poppers, that pop in the night
a toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin
Mrs Clay on the corner has just walked in

welcome to the house of fun
now i've come of age
welcome to the house of fun
welcome to the lion's den, temptation's on it's way
welcome to the house of...

n-n-n-n-no, no Miss, you misunderstood
sixteen, big boy, full pint in my manhood
i'm up to date and the date's today
so if your'll serve me i'll be on my way

welcome to the house of fun
now i've come of age
welcome to the lion's den, temptation's on it's way
welcome to the house of... fun

i'm sorry son, but we don't stock party gimmicks in this shop
try 'The House Of Fun' it's quicker if you run
this is a chemist, not a joke shop

party hats, simple enough clear
comprehend savvy understand
do you hear?
a pack or party hats with the coloured tips
too late gorgon has heard gossip

well hello Joe
hello Miss Clay
many happy returns from the day

welcome to the house of fun
now i've come of age
welcome to the house of fun
welcome to the lion's den, temptation's on it's way
welcome to the house of fun
welcome to the house of fun, now ive come of age
welcome to the house of fun
(fade)