Album: Garáge

Dorothy Parker

Of all the theatre critics
Dorothy was the worst
She could be most sarcastic
And cruel and perverse

If she were alive she'd be a friend of mine
Dorothy Parker's hair was dark and listless
just like my hippy brother Chris's

If she was pessimistic
She was the humorist kind
She wrote sad short stories
With the funniest lines

If she were alive she'd be a friend of mine
Dorothy Parker's hair was dark and listless
just like my hippy brother Chris's

Up in the old Algonquin
Talking verse and in rhyme
Drinking around the table
Every lunch time

If she were alive she'd be a friend of mine
Dorothy Parker's hair was dark and listless
just like my hippy brother Chris's
(repeat)

Aah aah
Aah aah