Album: Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire

Birthday

I'm going to smoke some pot
I'm going to drink some beer
fall off my chair yeah
It's my birthday
I'm going to spill my drink and slur my words
Embarrass my friends yeah it's my birthday
I'm going to make a noise annoy the neighbours
They owe me a favour
On my birthday

They all say I should be grown up by now
He's too old to behave like a clown
even though he's always been a fool
he's uncool he's uncool

I'm getting fatter and lazier losing my hair
but I don't care, no
It's my birthday
I got a brand new suit
I got some balloons and a cake yeah
It's my birthday
All my friends are running late
I need some help to celebrate
My birthday

They all say I should be grown up by now
Get a decent job comb your hair and settle down
He's too old to behave like a clown
Even though he's always been a fool
He's uncool he's uncool

I'm going to smoke some pot
I'm going to drink some beer
Fall off my chair yeah
It's my birthday
I'm going to make a noise annoy the neighbours
They owe me a favour
On my birthday

They all say I should be grown up by now
Get a decent job comb your hair and settle down
He's too old to behave like a clown
Even though he's always been a fool
He's uncool, he's uncool

Even though he's always been a fool
He's uncool, he's uncool
He's such a fool, he's so uncool