Album: Surfer

Fun Things To Fuck

fuck the front door, fuck the back
fuck the good girls with the knack
fuck the government until they fuck you back
fuck a muslim, fuck a jew
fuck fans of blink 182
that's illegal if you're born before 83
fuck a bean cheese burrito, fuck a bowl of cookie dough
fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe
fuck a cop a marine, fucka jar of vaseline
fuck a calazone
fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf, fuck santa with an elf,
but before you fuck it all...go fuck your self!