Album: Tumble Dry

Satan Is A Nerd

This is a song about a shirt I have
It makes a lot of people get mad
Satan is a nerd is what it reads
It made me laugh so i bought it for me

Pre Chorus:
Excuse me do you think i'm scared of you
With Jesus at my side I'm ten times your size
Do you think I won't say it

Chorus:
Satan is a nerd
And I never, no I never
No I've never seen a greakier looking poine deckster
Wedgied underwear, grease in his hair
He fell asleep at the cafeteria table
He's all alone, wars vasalone
And lives his life on his computer

Satan tried to tempt me again
He sent a girl to be more than my friend
She was nice enough but then she got these looks
So he thought he had me but i said
"uhm no, uhm no"

Pre Chorus
Chorus

Bridge:
Some say it's a bad idea
For me to keep making fun of him
But I know Jesus Christ and He's paid for my sins
Some say i shouldn't play with fire
Cause i don't wnat to get burned
But i know that Jesus took my turn
And in the end we'll all watch Satan burn

Chorus