Album: Reefer Madness Soundtrack

Five and Dime Reprise

Lecturer:
Kindly Mister Poppy, owner of the shop, he
Led a secret double life of floozies and gin!
I would make a bundle helping Jack to trundle
Little children off to pay the wages of sin!

Well, you never know what evil really lurks
In the hearts of friendly soda jerks!
I'll lead your kids to ruin
'Cuz nasty things are brewin'
Down at the ol' Five and Dime!