Album: Everything Is Racist (2016)

Talking Chinese

I'm Asian, so no one understand anything I say.
All I can do, is take your order for sweet & sour soup.
When I try to say hi, no one understand, so I have no friend, yeah
When they ask me for rice, they need ask me twice, my English is bad.

But if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect so come talk it to me
We talk it all day long, if you come say hi, we have good time, chong ching chong, ching chong
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it better and I know karate, I come from Vietnam
If you could say hi, it would be nice, chong ching chong, King Kong

Try to find love, I walk up to a girl and I say hello,
But I can't talk English, she asks me for a eggroll like a bitch.
No one knows what it's like, being all alone, it really blows, yeah
Someday I'll learn to talk, til then I'm stuck, with a shitty wok

Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect so come talk it to me.
I talk it very good, if you want some rice, or some advice, come and ask for some.
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk in mandarin and in cantonese, I talk in lots of stuff
If you come say hi, we talk all night, chong ching chong, ching chong

So are you Chinese or Japanese?
I from Beijing
So are you Chinese or Japanese?

Chinese, the language from which all other languages come.
Chinese, it goes like rucka rucka chucka ching chang chong.
Chong ching chong, ching chong
My name Lee, hello. My last name Lee too. Lee Lee. ehhe

Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it good so will you talk it to me
I talk like ching chang chong, if you come say hi, we're friends for life, wong wing wong bing bong
Now if we're talking Chinese, or if you talk in Thai, that's good by me.
I talk in lots of stuff, if you black or white, or girl or guy, I love everyone.

Talking Chinese, I talk Chinese
Talking Chinese, oh god why me.

If you're free tonight, we could get high, on bath salts, bath salts
Now if we're talking Chinese, I talk it perfect so come talk it to me, we talk it all day long
If you come say hi, we do some guys, chong ching chong, ching chong