Album: Everything Is Racist (2016)

Peein' On The French

It's fine for you to rape chicks
on the bus in France
And you could take shits
and they call it dance
I'm not a racist, but I don't like France
they're gay
[French accent:] EH JE M'APELLE BONJOUR

They used to have a king back
in the day that was
A fuckin' inbred
Couldn't win a war
With fuckin' England
Where they suck down tea
All day
[English accent:] HOT TROT DILLY DALLY CHAULK CAULK

And then Paris got invaded
by some German pedophiles
And the French collaborated
Rated
Rated
[French accent:] HO HO HO

Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
and the French
[French accent:] HO HO HO
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
On your friends
[French accent:] HO HO HO

The Arabs need to get out
before the place blows up
Let's help the French out
fill the air with drones
And watch em' freak out
Syrians are fuckin' gay
[Arab accent:] ALALALALALALALA
ALLAHU SNACK-BAR
[French accent:] HO HO HO, HO HO HO

The Dutch are uneducated
And Italians all should die
But the Frenchmen are they gayest
Gayest
Gayest
Gayest
[French accent:] HO HO HO

Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
and the French
[French accent:] HO HO HO
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
On your friends
[French accent:] HO HO HO

Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
and the French
[French accent:] HO HO HO
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
On your friends
[French accent:] HO HO HO

[French accent:] Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO
Oui Oui
HO HO HO

And the French are the afraidest
They surrender all the time
They like boners in the anus
Anus
Anus
Anus
[French accent:] HO HO HO

Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
and the French
[French accent:] HO HO HO
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
On your friends
[French accent:] HO HO HO

Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
Fuck Europeans
and the French
[French accent:] HO HO HO
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
What's wrong with peein'
On your friends
On the French