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Home >> South Park (Chef Aid, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) soundtrack >> The Lonely Jew On Christmas [Kyle Broflofski With Special Celebrity]
Album: South Park (Chef Aid, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics)

The Lonely Jew On Christmas [Kyle Broflofski With Special Celebrity]

Kyle: It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.

My friends wont let me join in any games.

And I cant sing Christmas songs

Or decorate a Christmas tree

Or leave water out for Rudolph

`Cause there's something wrong with me.

My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity.

I'm a Jew,

A lonely Jew

On Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice but why is it

That Santa passes over my house every year?

And instead of eating ham I have to eat kosher latkes

Instead of Silent Night I'm singing

Hoo Hact Toh Gaveesh

And what the fuck is up with lighting all these

Fucking candles please?

I'm a Jew,

A lonely Jew

I can't be merry

`Cause I'm Hebrew

On Christmas.

Celebrity Guest: Hey little boy I couldn't help but hear

Your feeling left out of Christmas cheer

And I've come to say that you shouldn't be sad

This is the one month you should be glad

`Cause its nice to be a Jew on Christmas.

You don't have to deal with the season at all.

You don't have to be on your best behavior or give to charity.

You don't have to have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family.

Kyle: And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap

And have him breath is stinky breath on me.

Celebrity Guest: That's right, your a Jew!

Kyle: A styling Jew!

Together: Its a good time to be Hebrew,

On Christmas...

Celebrity Guest: On Christmas

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