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Date Rape

Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about an hour ago
sittin in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown hell.

She heard a noise and she looked to the door
and saw a man she never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes,
a double chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
My brand new car is parked right outside,
How'd you like to go for a ride?

And she said, "Wait a minute, I have to think"
He said, " that's fine, may I please buy you a drink."
One drink turned into three or four,
and they left and got into his car..
and they drove away, some place real far.

"Now, babe, the time has come..
How'd you like to have a little fun?"
And she said, " If we could only please be on our way,
I would not run"

That's when things got out of control.

She didnt want to, he had his way,
she said "Let's go", He said "No way"
"Come on babe, it's your lucky day,
Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way.
Come on baby dont be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid."

He finished up, he started the car,
he turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said, " Now baby, don't be sad,
In my opinion, you weren't half bad"

She picked up a rock, threw it at the car,
hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar.
Come on, party people, won't you listen to me
Date rape style.

Next day, she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney-at-law
went to the phone and filed a police report,
then she took the guys ass to court.

Well, the day he stood in front of the judge,
he screamed "She lies, that little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit
and he gave him twenty-five years.
Now his heart is filled with tears...

One night, in jail it was getting late,
he was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed, but the guards paid no attention
to his cries.

That's when things got out of control.

The moral of the date rape story,
it does not pay to be drunk and horny..
But that's the way it had to be,
they locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
even though he now takes it in the behind

But that's the way it had to be
they locked him up and threw away the key..
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.

Date rape!

She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to take it.