Album: The Apple Tree Soundtrack

YOU ARE NOT REAL

FLIP

THE NEWSPAPERS CALL YOU
THE GODDESS OF SEX
IF YOU ARE A GODDESS
I'M OEDIPUS REX
NEITHER GODDESS NOR WOMAN
YOU'RE SOMETHING APART
WITH A SILICONE BODY
AND A DIGITAL HEART.
INSTEAD OF A SOUL
YOU GOT A SIGN, SAYIN'
DECOR BY HELENA RUBINSTEIN

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HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE THE WORLD'S IDEAL
WHEN YOU KNOW AN' I KNOW
THAT YOU ARE NOT REAL-REAL-REAL
YOU ARE NOT REAL.

FLIP

THE SONS OF OLD ADAM
HAVE REASONS TO GRIEVE
SINCE WE TOOK A LOOK AT
YOU DAUGHTERS OF EVE
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HONEST
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S TRUE
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S REAL
IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.
DIRTY FINGERNAILS IS REAL
AN' STRAG-GA-LY HAIR
AN' SLOVENLY CLOTHES
AN' A AIR OF DESPAIR

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HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE THE WORLD'S IDEAL
WHEN YOU KNOW AN' I KNOW
THAT YOU ARE NOT REAL-REAL-REAL
YOU ARE NOT REAL

FLIP

I'M WEARY OF GLAMOUR
AN' WOMEN LIKE YOU
I LONG FOR A WOMAN
WHO'S REAL THROUGH AND THROUGH
NO GODDESS WILL EVER
GET MY HEART TO THROB
FOR THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS
IS A SLOB.

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HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE THE WORLD'S IDEAL
WHEN YOU KNOW AN' I KNOW
THAT YOU ARE NOT REAL
HOW DOES IT FEEL
TO BE THE WORLD'S IDEAL
WHEN YOU KNOW AN' I KNOW
THAT YOU ARE NOT--
YOU ARE NOT--
YOU ARE NOT--
REAL!!!