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Star Trekkin'

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the starship enterprise
Under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward cause we can't find reverse

Lieutenant Uhura, report!

There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Starboard bow
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Jim

Analysis, Mr. Spock

It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it Captain

There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Starboard bow
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Jim

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the starship enterprise
Under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward still can't find reverse

Medical opinion, Dr. McCoy

It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead

It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it Captain

There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Starboard bow
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Jim

Star Ship Captain James T. Kirk

Ah! We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill Men

It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead

It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it Captain

There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Starboard bow
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Scrape them off Jim!

Star Trekkin' across the universe
On the starship enterprise
Under Captain Kirk
Star Trekkin' across the universe
Boldly going forward and things are getting worse!

Engineer, Mr. Scott

You cannot change the laws of physics
Laws of physics
Laws of physics
You cannot change the laws of physics
Laws of physics Jim

Ah! We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Shoot to kill
We come in peace
Shoot to kill
Scotty Beam me up!

It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
It's worse than that
He's dead Jim
Dead Jim
Dead

Well It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it
Not as we know it
It's life Jim
But not as we know it
Not as we know it Captain

There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Starboard bow
There's klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard Bow Jim

Ye canna change the script, Jim!
Och! Sorry, Jimmy!
It's worse than that, it's physics Jim!
Bridge to engine room, warp factor 9.
Och! If I give it any more, she'll blow, Captain!