Album: A Twisted Christmas (2006)

Heavy Metal Christmas


On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
a tattoo of Ozzy.

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six cans of hairspray
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven leather jackets
Six cans of hairspray
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight pentagrams
Seven leather jackets
Six cans of hairspray
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine tattered t-shirts
Eight pentagrams
Seven leather jackets
Six cans of hairspray
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten pairs of platforms
Nine tattered t-shirts
Eight pentagrams
Seven leather jackets
Six cans of hairspray
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eleven black mascaras
Ten pairs of platforms
Nine tattered t-shirts
Eight pentagrams
Seven leather jackets
Six cans of hairspray
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy

On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve silver crosses
Eleven black mascaras
Ten pairs of platforms
Nine tattered t-shirts
Eight pentagrams
Seven leather jackets
Six cans of hairspray
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy...